*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*

(Fuente: matchless)



self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks


I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

for an ugly person my standards are unrealistically high

(Fuente: selfd3structi0n)

#team average looking